Book a teardown
Your product is broken.
Let's fix it.
No sugar-coating. No vague advice. Just clear priorities that stop your users from churning.
Pick your engagement
- ✓ MVP Teardown, $2,500. Full walkthrough, delivered in 7 to 10 days.
- ✓ Strategic Sprint, $5,000. Everything in the Teardown, plus I help you ship the fixes.
- ✓ Embedded Advisor, custom. Ongoing monthly retainer, weekly strategy sessions.
Not sure which one? Say so in the form below. I'll tell you which one actually fits.
Tell me where it hurts
Be specific. Be honest. The clearer your problem, the better my solution.
I'll respond within 24 hours. No autoresponders. No sales team. Just me.
Cut the crap
How fast can we fix this?
You'll get feedback within 24 to 48 hours of booking. Implementation is on you, unless you book the Sprint.
What if I hate your advice?
Then don't take it. I'm direct, not always right, and every call comes with the reasoning attached, screen by screen. Argue with the evidence on the follow-up call. That's what it's for.
Do you sign NDAs?
Yes. Your product secrets are safe with me.
Why should I trust you?
Don't trust me. Check me. I built DoorLoop's custom-websites division from zero to 1,000+ published sites, team of one. I ship and run my own products every day — the list is at ajoberlender.com. And the sample teardown is public: read it, then decide if you want that pointed at your product.